TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This week, you face a peculiar subconscious self-inducement to do something that, ordinarily, you probably wouldn't dream of doing. I suppose that's good for messing with those folks who'd typically go on record accusing you of being one of their most predictable chums. Yet, there's also the unfortunate potential for you to wind up behaving in ways that go against everything you always claimed to believe in… and before you know it, one brief anything-goes moment could turn you into the obvious hypocrite you've tried so hard not to be. But please slow down, Taurus, and agree not to beat yourself up over it, should such a perceived lapse in ethical fortitude occur. Is it really such a big deal? Are you really a less-than-upstanding person for inviting the occasional loose tongue or fudged boundary? Shit does, after all, happen… and if you can't cut yourself the compassionate slack of forgiving your (supposed) trespasses, then you're being unnecessarily harsh. Maybe, instead of scolding your mischievous streak for revealing itself, you should just revisit that ol' reliable guidebook of 'do and don'ts'—and toss a few of your outdated strictures out the window.
I read the opening line of this and got chills, because man...SO had that experience on Saturday. I'm still pretty wigged.