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The astrologer is vague on Trump himself though, just saying this: "A lot of the inner circle have similar problems in their charts coming up in August, like all of them going down together. I'm trying to look at it as who's going to get away and who's going to jail."
Bannon: "This man's stored up karma—that chicken is coming home to roost."
"Pence is pure duplicity. He has Mercury, and his sun is in Gemini. He's just a walking lie. Both the eclipses we have—the first one at the beginning of August—is actually hitting him pretty hard, in terms of the way people perceive him. I don't know if it's because we're going further down the line of succession or because he's inheriting a lot of responsibility, but August is not an easy month for him either."
Melania: "She's all about the Benjamins. I can't see what else she cares about. She is all Taurus. She has the sun, Saturn, Mercury, and Venus all in Taurus, and moon in Capricorn. Clearly that's why she's involved in this. That's not to malign people who have a Taurus sun, but she has a massive concentration of Taurus, which means she loves luxury, beauty, and wealth. I thought she would have a very secretive chart—I expected her to have heavy Scorpio—but she doesn't really. All she has going on is this money thing."
Jared: "The nodes are basically where the eclipses were when we're born, and they're all about karma. So a karmic vortex opened in his chart this past January, and it explodes again this August."
Kellyanne: "Her Venus is being impacted by the eclipse, so maybe it's not a good look for her, but it's not necessarily like her life is falling apart and she's never going to recover. This is something she'll get over and move onto something else. There's nothing terribly nefarious about her natal chart that I'm seeing. There's nothing that explains why she would get involved with the Trump administration. It's unclear. She's the final degree of Capricorn, so there's definitely something about power and money going with her."
Ivanka: "It almost makes me think—is she going to leave and go back to New York before August? It seems like she slips under the radar. The only thing that's happening for her in August is that Saturn is stationing on her Neptune. There's not a lot of clarity around it. We don't really know how she gets off, but she sort of nebulously slips away into a cloud of ether."
Stephen Miller: "He has a serial killer chart...His moon is involved in the Saturn station, so what I'm seeing for him is pure exhaustion, but it's not like his entire life is exploding. It's not the end of his career."
Sessions: "Going forward into early next year, in January 2018, is when things get really rough for him. That's when Saturn starts going over his natal planets. That's when he leaves politics."
Spicey: "The first eclipse is a shake-up for him, but the real deal stuff for the administration is coming at the end of the month and that doesn't hit him as hard. Maybe, Trump pushes him out. Maybe he leaves. The worst of it he's clear from. He doesn't have anything in his chart that's super nefarious or stark or evil, like Bannon and Miller do. In some ways, he's an empty vessel. He's not full of the energy of any sign; he's either at the end or the beginning. He's just looking for people to tell him what to do."