Saturn Return Can Bite Me

I didn't know I was in a secret society. Must have been really secret, then

This is kind of a hoot, in a weird way.

Taureans have been quiet of late and i don’t blame them.

Immune to the Zap Zone (that got the Cardinal Signs) and having been worn out by the screechy Mutables over the past few years, Taurus looked to their fellow Fixed Signs for some semblance of “support.”

So,  good luck with that!

WHAT is Taurus to do?

(1) Everyone vow now to be really nice to Taureans this week.

All righty then! I've been in a crabby-ass mood most of the day this week anyway.

(3) Right now, it is considered NORMAL for Taurus peeps to be confused re relationships AND work. Problem is Taurean types hate confusion.

SO FUCKING TRUE.

(5) Taurus, give yourself the space to be a bit Zen Noire until Neptune goes Direct and then your ruler goes Direct…ie; clarity in late Nov and not before.

*sigh* Though at this point I feel like I'm never going to get clarity again.  I am incredibly beyond fed up with myself to the point where I desperately want a lobotomy or a personality transplant or something.

(7) Annoying but true. Pluto is trining your sign – April-born Cow Peeps are copping a gorgeous Pluto to Sun trine this year and Pluto rules Scorpio…Where your ruler is Retro. My point: You can’t contemplate even ONE TINY DETAIL of your love life right now without thinking of your entire life and maybe even all lifetimes, ever.

Hah. No kidding. 

The evil side of Gemini?

I'm just wondering on this one: has anyone had any experiences with a Gemini friend of yours suddenly going through an asshole phase and then going back to normal? I've heard a few stories like this-- about Gem dudes in particular, I can't say I've ever seen any ladies do it. (My former female Gemini friends just coldly inexplicably friend-dump and you never heard from them again unless you ran into them accidentally. And then it's awkward.)

Last night in particular I heard a very long story from a friend of mine who has this longtime Gemini friend that utterly flaked out on her throughout the entire summer. He bailed out on events he was supposed to be attending without telling her, refused to respond to thirteen phone messages, and was generally giving her the stonewall for no apparent reason. She finally tracked his ass down and had it out with him, and did he have any kind of good excuse for the flake n' bails? No, he did not. He hedged and fudged a whole lot, and she was pissed, and he had to do a great deal of ass kissing. I don't know this dude particularly well (we've had a few conversations and that's it), but when she mentioned, "it was like his evil side came out," I was all, "Gemini, right?" Yup.

My Gemini guy friend has admitted to doing the same sort of thing-- having an evil side come out and he acts like an ass to people-- but I don't think he's ever had one of those phases go on THAT long. So far I haven't been around when he was in evil mode, but that possibility existing is kind of worrisome. Anyway, his mentioning that, plus this amazingly long story, makes me wonder if this sort of thing is more common than I thought. I know we've all got our bad sides, but I wonder what it is that makes that come out in some people out of the blue. Hell, I might be cranky and avoid people, but at least I'll let them know, "Feeling like ass. Please avoid me, don't take it personally."

Astrological freelancing

 Are you cut out for it? I suspect I am not.