This is kind of a hoot, in a weird way.
Immune to the Zap Zone (that got the Cardinal Signs) and having been worn out by the screechy Mutables over the past few years, Taurus looked to their fellow Fixed Signs for some semblance of “support.”
So, good luck with that!
WHAT is Taurus to do?
(1) Everyone vow now to be really nice to Taureans this week.
(3) Right now, it is considered NORMAL for Taurus peeps to be confused re relationships AND work. Problem is Taurean types hate confusion.
SO FUCKING TRUE.
(5) Taurus, give yourself the space to be a bit Zen Noire until Neptune goes Direct and then your ruler goes Direct…ie; clarity in late Nov and not before.
*sigh* Though at this point I feel like I'm never going to get clarity again. I am incredibly beyond fed up with myself to the point where I desperately want a lobotomy or a personality transplant or something.
(7) Annoying but true. Pluto is trining your sign – April-born Cow Peeps are copping a gorgeous Pluto to Sun trine this year and Pluto rules Scorpio…Where your ruler is Retro. My point: You can’t contemplate even ONE TINY DETAIL of your love life right now without thinking of your entire life and maybe even all lifetimes, ever.
Hah. No kidding.