Women, shut up and get back to nursing your babies already. Oh yeah, and you don't get to have sex in heaven.
Bwah! "Had the Christ been born a woman, she would have been stoned at 14 instead of crucified at 33."
Another good point: "It'd be fine if they kept their damned religions to themselves, but they keep trying to force them on me, my friends, my family and my country. If I believe that it's a sin to wear red, who cares? If half the country believes that it's a sin to wear red and makes laws forbidding it, then the other half cares."