"TBS has announced the latest addition to its schedule - He's A Lady, a new reality show that will see macho guys being given the chance to see life from the female perspective.
The incentive will be a $250,000 grand prize. Eleven men will be signed up for the series, and will think they're competing in a show named All American Man. In fact, they'll have to find out what life is like as a woman. In a press release, the station explained:
"Each week, the competitors will learn something new about what it's like to live as a lady, from dealing with bras and jewelry to bonding with real women in typically all-female activities. They will be judged by a celebrity panel of judges: Morgan Fairchild (The Seduction), John Salley (The Best Damn Sports Show Period) and Debbie Matenopoulos (Good Day Live).
"Weekly challenges for the competitors will include learning how to behave like a lady, followed by going out in public to find out how convincing they are; being trained how to be a supermodel; planning a real wedding and then being asked to serve as the bridesmaids; and, finally, completing a multi-
tasking challenge back in their hometowns where the guys must remain in character in front of family and friends. During their hilarious and heartwarming quest, the competitors will live in "The Doll House," a beautifully decorated dwelling designed to help them get in touch with their feminine sides.
"The series will climax with a beauty pageant, where the competition boils down to the quarter-million-dollar question: 'What, as a lady, have you learned about being a man?' The judges will then select the best man in the group, based on a variety of criteria."
Uh...what, as a lady, have you learned about being a man? Huh?
The part that amuses me is not that they have to dress up, but that they have to be models and bridesmaids. Because THAT's what being a woman is all about, yo.