"How often do you run into a situation where someone a few states away is knitting a uterus at the same time you are? Weird, right?
By the way, as part of the pattern, while creating the cervix the pattern calls for the knitter to make the cervix ?look pouty?. I had to stop knitting because I was laughing so hard. Dude, I have a uterus with a pouty cervix! Bwah!"