75 Things We Love And Hate About Star Wars.
"What if… there was a cut of “Episode I – The Phantom Menace” in which Qui-Gon Jinn cuts Jar Jar’s head off in the first five minutes.
Trivia:
“No, there is another.” Three more movies actually: “The
Star Wars Holiday Special” (1978), “The Ewok Adventure”
(1984) and “Ewoks: The Battle for Endor” (1985). Fans don’t
consider these part of the canon.
Great lines:
“Together again, huh?”
“Wouldn’t miss it.”
“How’re we doing?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
Plot holes: So, the technological terror of Death Star is insignificant next to the power of the Force? We see Darth Vader use his sorcerer’s ways strangle a few bumbling Empire officials and to levitate some objects. The Emperor does that thing with the lightning. The Death Star, however, blows up an entire planet, killing millions.
Trivia: The nickname for the AT&T logo is the Death Star.
What were you thinking, George? Jar Jar! Really, what were you thnking?!!??!!
Trivia: Hmmm. Filthy-mouthed, you are. Rolling Stone reported that Frank Oz, Yoda puppeteer for “Episode I – The Phantom Menace” would let loose some NC-17 dialogue in Yoda voice between shots. People were going “Yoda just cursed me out.”
Awful dialogue: “Jedi pudu”
What if … Gandalf the Grey fought Obi-Wan Kenobi? Discuss.
Trivia: Princess Leia is the best shot. She almost never misses, according to the Internet Movie Database.
What were you thinking, George? What is the deal with Naboo’s political system? Padmé apparently attended some sort of Governor’s School for Junior Policy Wonks and was elected – in her teens – as Queen with absolute monarchial powers: signing of treaties without consent, declaring war, etc. But don’t her advisers seema little old to be taking her orders? Shouldn’t they be the ones in charge, not some tween queen?"

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