Cameron writes her own...
Letter of Fug.
"I know Justin SWORE that it's
not Britney who's been sending me those threatening letters with the
words spelled out in magazine and newspaper clippings, which are
signed, 'Luv, Britney,'with a little heart dotting the 'i', but I still
think it might be her... He said she's not that dumb, but dude, has he SEEN her lately? She's practically writing her own Dumber and Dumbest movie
with that Hilton chick, and I'm sorry, but she is NOT the type of
person who can eat anything she wants and stay thin, which we all know
I am, because any profile written about me between about 1999 and 2004
mentioned that, in addition to how often I like to belch. So he's
better off without her and if she wants him back -- how did the letter
put it? "I'M GOING TO HIT THAT, BOY-NAME, INFINITY MORE TIMES" -- she's
going to have to work on her metabolism and all the burping, because
Justin wants a REAL woman."


Best Internet Variety Show (and Good Luck Getting Anything Done, Ever) in 2005! 


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