- "After listening to an explanation of the difference between porn and erotica, Libby’s grandfatherly oncologist shoos her out the hospital doors with instructions to adopt hedonism and get laid. None of my doctors have ever said this, so I’m assuming this prescription is contraindicated for anxiety/depression/OCD patients.
- Libby has been fighting cancer for years, and yet “her midnight black hair hung to her waist in thick, spiral curls.” She must have the fastest-growing – or most chemotherapy-proof – hair in Texas.
- She somehow manages to masturbate to noisy orgasm, yelling out our hero’s name in full sentences while back-floating and hanging onto the edge of the tank.
Other things you should know about our heroine:
- Her favorite interjection is “Cheez-n-Crackers!” [spelled and capitalized exactly like that]
- She has a remarkable ability to speak in full sentences during orgasm.
- She can suck her own nipples while riding a horse.
- She mixes up the words “teats” and “tits” while milking a cow.
- She prefers wieners to live bait."