"So, um, exactly what kind of legacy-tarnishing "conduct" could Pinto-White engage in that would be worse than the behavior of the actual Thomas Kinkade? Because if groping, drunk driving, adultery, ritual urination, tiger heckling, and being fucking terrible at painting aren't enough to stop Kinkade fans from buying his pictures of glowing country-time churches and orphans playing baseball with Jesus or whatever, then I don't know what is. Um...neglecting routine covered bridge maintenance? Bogarting all the marshmallows? Not wanting to go ice skating? Slandering your neighbor's thatched roof? Being a gay guy? (Ding ding ding—that's the one, I'll bet you.)"