Speaking of offensive comedians...HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS:
"Shortly after he exited the Dumpster porn shoot, we spoke. Then a Washington State–licensed psychologist analyzed him."
Are you worried about offending people? Like women?
I offend more than women, trust me. But who gives a shit? I'm just getting fucked up and having fun. I'm not hurting anyone. It's just jokes.
What's with the blood on your fingers?
I have a bad habit of force-feeding people Shockers. Men, too. Two in the urethra, one in the stink. Want one?
What's an average day in the life of Ronald McFondle?
Yawn, wank, dump, smoke rock, whiskey, get money, pills, boobies, fisting, ride the white horse, public defecation, indecent exposure, county jail."
And people wonder why I sometimes really hate men. Not all men, but it's downright creepy when a good portion of the species acts like this.