"I was having a pleasant walk along the beach the other day when God joined me for a little while. He told me that he was really worried. He was worried about how many children die for lack of clean water, and he was worried about how many people lived in poverty and misery throughout short lives. He was very worried about war, and the horrors that man inflicts upon man, whether by drone or by machete. He was concerned about greed, and hatred, and how little love and forgiveness seemed to exist in the world today. All this, he said. This is why I look so worried. Hatred and death and misery and the lack of charity, love, compassion and forgiveness. I sacrificed my son to help, but still, all this goes on as if no one has heard my Word.
And the gay thing, as well, I said to him. I hear from your followers that's pretty much top priority. He just turned, and looked at me, and looked very old, very tired, and very sad. I won't tell you what he said next, but frankly, I hope he doesn't use that language in front of the Virgin Mary."