Nick Offerman interview. Warning: GIANT RON JEREMY FAKE SCHLONG PIC ON PAGE TWO, SERIOUSLY. I thought they were kidding. They were not. (For actual uh, schlong pic, look for shots from Deadwood.)
"AVC: Do you have any plans for how you might announce your own name if it comes up?
NO: No, I hadn’t thought about that. I guess the first impulse would be to announce it while belching. Or maybe Kerry Washington could announce it while I vociferously pass gas. That would seem the most appropriate."