- "Regarding next year’s Division Picnic: Blocks of ice containing Captain America action figures will not be tolerated in the punchbowl."
- "...it is now official policy that you confirm with Dr. Banner that he has seen the movie in question before discussing the ending..."
- "For obvious reasons, Dr. Banner is no longer allowed to play Angry Birds. Personnel who attempt to involve the Hulk in a “live action” version of the game will be held responsible for all property damage and medical bills. Mr. Stark is advised that developing a smartphone game called “Angry Hulk” is both bad public relations and likely to irritate Dr. Banner."

Best Internet Variety Show (and Good Luck Getting Anything Done, Ever) in 2005! 


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