Okay, seriously, I've had enough of this shit. And I'm gonna quote Caitlin Moran again, because she's right on this:
"a. Do you have a vagina? and
b. Do you want to be in charge of it?
If you said "yes" to both, then congratulations! You're a feminist!"
"...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism, you wouldn't be allowed to argue against feminism. Without feminism, you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place in society. You'd be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor--biting down on a wooden spoon, so as not to disturb the men's card game--before going back to hoeing the rutabaga field."
I have a modest proposal that all women who claim not to be feminists, if they're really serious about that, should start proving it by quitting their jobs and doing nothing but being a housewife and submitting to their husbands' authority. You know, like Serena Joy in The Handmaid's Tale. 'Cause you know she loved finally getting to put her money where her mouth was.