"Directions: Take a bag of Cheetos Puffs (two for $1) and smash them until they're a fine powder. Then add the packet of chicken flavoring to the bag of Cheetos powder. Cook noodles in two cups of water. Add all the noodles and water to bag. Stir and shake to mix. You may or may not be able to eat out of bag; sometimes it leaks. Personal tasting notes: I know you judged this dish. And for that, you should apologize now. I had four different adults with highly distinguished palates taste this and they all said, "That's actually pretty good.""