"Nick Offerman, Parks And Recreation’s grade-A hunk of man meat, has agreed to strip for charity. For each $1,000 in donations the Autism charity raises, Offerman will get a little more naked—and he means it. He’s promising to show everything from “nipples to nuggets,” but says if there’s no coin, then there’s no groin. Donate now using the convenient online form or text “STRIP” to 50555 to give a quick $10. It’s the only way the world’s ever going to get to see Offerman’s real penis."
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