- Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
- The Christmas season and pretty much any other point in history are the toughest times to be Jewish.
- I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas
- This is my favorite time of year to be childless
- Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.
- Thank you for vaguely wording your holiday wishes because you think I might be Jewish.

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