"If you miss the event, the website says, "you're nuts."
Most contests are self-explanatory, while others require a description. Attendees can participate in the following contests, according to the website:
- Best Tattoo: The contest determines who has the best tattoos at TestyFest. The winner is determined by a crowd vote.
- Wet T-Shirt: The contest judges who looks the best in a wet T-shirt and is held once on Friday and Saturday.
- Big Balls: According to the website, men drop their pants to have their testicles inspected and judged by female judges.
- Ball Eating: Contestants have four minutes to eat as many bull balls as possible.
- Undie 500: Men and women will strip down to their underwear to complete a tricycle race.
- Miss TestyFest: Women "can win on personality & looks - without removing (their) clothes" in the Miss TestyFest contest.