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"Cruel stage dad Joe Jackson won't be getting his hands on his son's children any time soon, under a secret custody deal struck by Michael Jackson's mom, Katherine, and baby incubator Debbie Rowe, sources said yesterday. Rowe agreed not to pursue any custody claim on ex-hubby Jacko's children -- two of whom are biologically hers -- as long as his loathsome dad is out of the picture when it comes to raising them, according to The Sunday Mirror newspaper in London."
- Who wants a Jackson family reality show?
- Oh, LaToya.

Best Internet Variety Show (and Good Luck Getting Anything Done, Ever) in 2005! 

