I got as far as crocheting four snowflakes and knitting four Santa hat ornaments on this quickie ugly sweater idea. Then I got busy and got sick, and I couldn't find any thrift store sweaters worth buying or decorating, and finally I just pinned the little ornaments to my sweater and it came out like this.
This is just sad. Not even funny sad. Scratch this idea. Did not wear this in public today.
Still wore this hat, though, which five people claim they want or wanted to steal during the stealing game today.