This is a slogan I came up with ages ago that I wanted to put on a button or T-shirt, but never did decided if CafePress was the right way to go with that or not. Anyway, where I volunteer has gotten a button machine set up and we can make buttons on it, so....I made this one. To those who are going "Um, what?" to this, it's based off of a quote from Bridget Jones's Diary. It's pretty sick and morbid, but I like the idea of it, somehow. People who are proud to admit to be spinsters who will probably die alone and be eaten by dogs.
Oddly enough, the guys I explained the button to today thought it was a hoot, while the lone girl was all, "Huh?"
You know what? Wouldn't "The Alsatian Dine-In Club" make a really horribly titled but funny chick lit book? Maybe that should be my next NaNo novel...