"The outlook wasn’t brilliant for Republicans that day.
They’d promised for six years that they’d repeal the ACA.
But when the caucus gathered, and they looked from man to man
They knew that not a one of them had ever had a plan.
“I’d counted on a veto,” said a rep from Tennessee.
“The blame Obama always took would fall on Hillary.
Then Pennsylvania went for Trump, and Michigan the same.
And now we run the government, we can’t just play a game.”
Trumpcare:
- The 70 times Trump has tweeted about repealing and replacing Obamacare
- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) gets booed after calling Obamacare a disaster during a town hall in Columbia, South Carolina.
- Joke roundup.
- Ryan begged on one knee!
TrumpLife:
- Secret Service spent $16k on golf cart rentals.
- This is what "meetings" looks like.
- Ivanka and Jared's neighbors want their parking back.
- The infinite running tally of how much he costs NYC.
- What is Ivanka's job title now?
The Evil Empire:
- Cocky conservative PACs accidentally ran their “We beat Obamacare” ads tonight
- The Mnuch takes up the lie parade.
- "I don't think it means anything for the speaker" in terms of his job security, Collins says. "I don't think another member of our conference wants that job."
- With Obamacare repeal dreams dashed, what can GOP accomplish?
- "A Freedom Caucus member reportedly replied: “You know, the last time someone ordered me to something, I was 18 years old. And it was my daddy. And I didn't listen to him, either."
- WH officials, fmr. transition staffers are reportedly purging phones b/c they expect to be subpoenaed
- Melania "featured guest" at Mar-A-Lago fundraiser. Pay $300 to get her out of the tower?
- Last Resort.
- Donald Trump voters: We like the president’s lies
- We Must Apologize To The Democratic Party "Because we called them liars for years and it turns out they were somehow right about something."
- The Blaze Has Permanently Banned Tomi Lahren
- “This young man was lucky he wasn’t beat up,” a former school counselor tells TheWrap. “He was very offensive”
Video: Melissa McCarthy on how her Spicey happened.
The Resistance:
- With Pence gone, fellow Republicans undo his work in Indiana
- Kickstarting putting a big ol' rat in front of Trump Tower.
- “Quite seriously, it’s unbelievable she has this job and what it says about this presidency that she has this job,” Brzezinski continued. “Look, it’s not the most comfortable thing to do, but it’s something you just have to. You have to say, ‘This is garbage,’ and rip up the script, and you have to cut to the chase and cut through the b.s., and she brings nothing more to the table than a lot of that.”
- Filibustering: it's a win-win. Though someone can't spell that word right.
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