So, I got the idea: why not do a knitted tarot card out of yarn scraps? I drew up a design on graph paper of a tower with lightning and clouds at the top, and a tower with the top on fire. And a guy falling down from it.
At first, it looked quite cute, with the grass done in moss stitch. I was using 4 mm needles. I had enough scraps, and even so much as one strand of peach yarn worked. I finally had a use for the brown/black combat yarn I used to make that iPod holder awhile back.
But...it got screwier towards the top as I was trying to balance more colors. And I forgot to do the clouds in garter stitch and had to do one at the last minute on the last row. But it was such a pain in the butt to do by the top I didn't want to undo what I'd managed to get in, so I left it like that.
The worst part is, I don't know HOW to fix this, but ever notice when you do detailed Fair Isle, you can end up with gapping holes? Yeah, the fire part is all gapping holes that didn't "naturally" close up. And it's all come out pretty bulgy despite my trying to leave room on the strings at the back. (You don't want to see the back of this sucker.)
Guh.