A note about making brain hats

1. Time it takes to crochet a beanie: probably around an hour.
2. Time it takes to make 26 feet of i-cord (I recommend making about 13 feet per hemisphere and safety pinning the cord on to see how much you need): several hours.
3. Time it takes to sew all of the cord to the hat: hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.

Seriously, science resistance, I kinda wish you'd picked another hat. Yes, it's cool, but it's super super labor intensive. Just saying.