I have a terrible Christmas logo I want to put on things

I am in A Christmas Carol: The Musical right now and hear this quote every night. It delighted me no end and I thought, "it should be on a shirt or something." Alas, the quote is really too long to put into yarn or cross stitch, so here is a terrible graphic to go on a shirt or Christmas cards or something. Problem is, I need table space (NOT an ironing board) to iron it onto something and all my one table is filled with computers. Unless I iron shit outside on my already-fairly-trashed outdoor coffee table, which seems like a bad idea (albeit I do have a plug out there)? Maaaybe? Or beg someone else to possibly let me damage their table with an iron?