So this did not go well

Remember how I wanted to put this onto a shirt? Well, I did...and somehow despite using "dark transfer" paper, the green bled through the paper in weird ways.

I have no idea. I don't like irons. I don't like how they work. I don't get how they work. Bleah. Oh well, at least the sweatshirt was super cheap and I already had the paper so I'm not out a lot of money on this one.

The Christmas cards also came out a bit sketchy (I didn't photograph those), but not this bad. Sigh.