Doom advent calendar

So Ask A Manager introduced the concept of a "doom advent calendar," for the months of January and February when everything is awful and you still need a daily chocolate pick-me-up. 

I haaaaaaaaaaaate January (especially this year) and this sounded like a perfect idea to me. Create a 31-day advent calendar. Make it up from scratch. What could go wrong?

Well....it came out kinda to VERY crooked, I redid the pocket sizes like 4x and it just looks awkward. But I care not. It's DOOMUARY. 

I will be filling them with chocolate/other candy and fortunes I printed out off the Internet.