So ever since I figured this out, I have been very disappointed and hoping that at the last minute they'[d do a swerve so that the stichalong was NOT saying "Hashtag Blessed."
Well, I was still disappointed, it was, indeed, Hashtag Blessed. I am SUPER DISAPPOINTED that a website called "Shitpost Sampler," which makes me count on them to show some attitude, did something so goddamned nauseating/Christian religious/hopeful. In 2020? Is anyone feeling super blessed? I mean, I know I should be grateful that I'm not sick yet and I am, but other than that....COME ON, IT'S 2020, I NEEDED SOMETHING MORE DUMPSTER FIRE.
I guess this is somewhat to their credit that the Shitpost Sampler crew might have thought about this more in retrospect:
Mostly this was intended to be a companion, or at least in the same vein as last years “Cursed Object” as just a random patch or dumb thing to adorn your space with. However we and many others aren’t always feeling blessed these days aside from the whole “I guess things could be way worse” angle, so we’ve got a SECOND SECRET PATTERN FOR EVERYONE!
So they did do a second secret pattern: Hashtag Stressed.
Had I known there was an option, I would have taken that one.
I was thinking of doing some kind of rage alteration to the cross stitch anyway, but after I saw this, I started picking out some of my stitches.... and redoing it a bit.
So I combined the two. It looks kinda hideous, but I don't really care. I also added some white background because the green was kind of hard to see.

I kind of feel like I should decorate around the edges, but so far I haven't been inspired.